- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

The child was fired from his job.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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