5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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