Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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