- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.