Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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