- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A jew enters a mall.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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