- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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