- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Golf.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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