- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

^ That's not even funny ^

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