- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Please ignore this statement.

race-car = rac-ecar

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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