- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

www.hurr-durr.com

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??