- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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