I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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