- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

penis. nuff said.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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