- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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