- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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