Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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I'm Polish.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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women's rights.

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hey hey apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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