- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

You're a big fat monkey.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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