why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

you give like i give lomain

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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