- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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