What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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