- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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