Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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