What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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