- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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