If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

why did the zebra cross the road?

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Communism hehe xd

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

one stop shop

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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