- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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