- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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