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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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