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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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