Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are flowers.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Grace Ackerson

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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