Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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