Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Wanna hear a joke? no

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Anti Joke

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