Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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