a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

no.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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