how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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