- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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