- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

whats hairy and crys your mom

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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