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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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