- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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