- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Christ is a conspiracy

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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