- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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