- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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