- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

knock knock go away

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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