A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What's up? Your time.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why? Because.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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ur gey

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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