What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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