a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Black people.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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