How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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