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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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