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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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