An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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