What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Potassium? K.

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