Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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