What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Knock knock.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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