Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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