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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Kevin and Ramin

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

I am a mime

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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