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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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