- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

okay so theres this guy.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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