- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

This is a joke.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

I used to know what alzheimers was

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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