What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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