An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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This is a joke.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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