What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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