- Anti Joke

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Blacks

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.