- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Women's Rights

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Sam Hengal.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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