- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??