A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Women's rights

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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