- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Knock Knock No solicitors

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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