A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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WNBA

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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