- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

These Jokes suck.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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