- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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