- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!