why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Lil Wayne

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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