How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Black people stink of shite!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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