- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

roses are red violets are blue they really are

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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