- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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