A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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