What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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