What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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