What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Anti Joke

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