What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Flowers are colors Love me

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

This isn't funny.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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