- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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