A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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