- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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