why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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