Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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