Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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