A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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