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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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