- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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