- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What is my name? I dont know

womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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