how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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