- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

a black man walks out of popeyes

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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