- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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