- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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