What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do I hate? people

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's 9+10? 19

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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