- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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