- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Nobody cares maddie!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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