- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Knock knock.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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