what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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VITAMIN C!

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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