A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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