What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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