- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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