A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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