What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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