- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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