- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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