- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

child labor

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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