- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Knock knock knock OCD

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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