- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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