- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

I killed someone on minecraft.

I woke up today

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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