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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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