Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Whats 1+1? window!

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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