- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

ever tried african food? they neither

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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