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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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