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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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