Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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