- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

quantum physics?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Women's Rights..

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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