1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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