H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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