Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Anti Joke

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