- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Women.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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