They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Michael Brown

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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