- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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